If you have a dog and you aren’t meeting women at the dog park, you are missing out, my friend. Trust me. This is one of the best places to meet and attract women. If you don’t have a dog, get one – preferably small. If you have a dog – especially if it is small and unintimidating – women will approach you. They’ll want to pet your dog and tell you how it’s so cute.

So let’s get on with how to meet women at the dog park. Here’s what to do: spot a woman and her dog. Next, move in her vicinity. Your dogs will inevitably start playing together. Then say to her, “Our dogs make a cute couple and should get married.”

She’ll laugh.

If they both happen to be boys or girls say, “They make the cutest couple. Is gay marriage legal in our state?”

She’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.

Then suggest that you guys should exchange number so your dog can go out on a date together.

She’ll laugh but give you her number.

Then say, “These crazy pups are gonna get into trouble without parental supervision. So we’ll have to chaperon them.”

She’ll laugh and you’ll have a date set up with an attractive girl. On your doggy date, don’t go back to the dog park. Take her hiking or maybe to the beach.

These type of dates are always more fun than doing the old and clichd dinner and a movie. But most importantly, it won’t break your bank account.

Important note: I’ve seen this advice work for short guys. I’ve seen this advice work for overweight guys. I’ve seen this advice work for guys with no money.

My point: If you heed the advice I’ve given you, you will get results. I’ve left you with no excuses. Stop wasting any more time. Go out and attract the woman of your dreams.

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Maybe you picked up a girl, got her number, and invited her on a date. Now she’s at your pad. What happens next depends a lot on the condition of your place.

Is it clean? If not you’re in big trouble. Before you find yourself in this predicament, hire a maid.

Next, buy a bunch of sconces, candelabras, and red candles.

Why would I want to decorate my place the way a woman would decorate hers? Aren’t candles feminine?

Yes. But women love candles. When women fantasize about being seduced, it always involves candles and dimmed lights. This sets the mood.

Load up your iPod with lots of sexy songs. I suggest downloading some Enigma, Serge Gainsborge (especially the song Je T-Aime), Eric Carmen (Hungry Eyes), and Teddy Pendergrass (Turn Off The Lights). Once again, this is just more stuff that sets the mood.

Next, get some incense.

Get a bunch of soft pillows to cover your couch and bed. Women love cuddling with soft pillows. If you can get a woman in the mood for cuddling, it’s game over.

Load up on lots of massage oil. Women love massages and massage is a great way to get their clothes off and put them in the mood for sexy time.

Buy a bunch of wine and cheeses. The alcohol will lower her inhibitions and put her in the mood for intimate relations.

Do you see what I’m doing here?

I’m involving all five senses: Visual, auditory, kinesthetic, olfactory, and gustatory. If you stimulate a woman’s five senses, it eliminates the possibility of her rejecting your sexual overtures.

However, if you do not know how to flirt, you’re doomed to a life without quality women. If you’re ready to get this area of your life together, check out some romantic comedies and pay attention to how the men flirt with the women. Once you get the hang of it, go out and practice in the field – bars, nightclubs, bookstore, coffee shops, and the DMV. This is the only way to get good with women.

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The DMV is one of the most boring places in the world. Most people are not happy to be there. To add insult to injury, they’re seething with anger because of the long lines.

Doesn’t this sound like a terrible place to meet women?

Wrong. It’s one of the best. For one, there are hot women you’d normally never meet. And they’re stuck in line with you, so they cannot escape.

Two, they’re bored silly. They’re literally dying to have a conversation with someone – especially a charming man to brighten up their day.

The old clichd line “God. The lines so long,” will work wonders. As soon as you say this, she’ll start going off about how the line is just terrible.

Next, ask, “How long have you been waiting for?”

This will spur another rant from her.

Then ask her if she’s there to get her driving permit. (Remember: the subtext is that she’s only 15 years old.)

Then say, “I can tell already that you and I would not get along because we are both brats.”

She’ll laugh and say, “We are getting along right now.”

Then say, “You should laugh more. It makes you fun and playful instead of so domineering and serious.”

This is called flirting and it’s the key to attracting the women of your dreams. If you master the art of flirting you can get any girl regardless of money, status, or looks.

However, if you do not know how to flirt, you’re doomed to a life without quality women. If you’re ready to get this area of your life together, check out some romantic comedies and pay attention to how the men flirt with the women. Once you get the hang of it, go out and practice in the field – bars, nightclubs, bookstore, coffee shops, and the DMV. This is the only way to get good with women.

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